SOMEONE WILL FIND THE LOOTY IN THE BOOTY
19 years old. Art/humanities student at Carnegie Mellon. Fan of cartoons. This is my art blog. Here you will find schoolwork, personal drawings, and fanart.
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So me and Danni were discussing how Miles is totally that beanpole kid who you know everyone’s grandma would fawn over and try and feed him food because he’s way too skinny.
Also, precious.
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Quick doodle of my collection of Favorite Hispanic Heroes.
(or in Miles’ case, half-Hispanic.)
(Actually Miles is just plain the odd one out by virtue of not being “Hispanic teenage boy with tech-based powers”)
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Chat reblogged from Intellectual Blastoise
- TheBootyQuaker: no, see, what they should've done all along
- is just give the scarab to his mom
- THERE'D BE NONE OF THIS "IT KEEPS TRYING TO KILL EVERYTHING AND IT'S HARD TO STOP IT" NONSENSE
- IF BIANCA REYES SAYS THIS IS HOW WE'RE DOING IT, THEN THIS IS HOW WE'RE DOING IT. DONE.
- malibu barbie: AHSKJDKAKJSDJKGDF
- no lisa the reason they didn't do that
- is because she would've fixed the entire world
- all the supervillains terrified into submission
- all the heroes doing dumb stuff also terrified into submission.
- all the comics would be boring because bianca reyes as the reach infiltrator would've achieved world peace.
- TheBootyQuaker: the entire DCU would have to end
- there's nothing interesting left to write
- there is only one comic book that gets published from DC any more
- and it's "Bianca Reyes Is A Good Mother And Does Good Things With Her Children And The Entire Planet"
- malibu barbie: and i would still read it
- TheBootyQuaker: god, so would I. * _ *
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AND WHAT ABOUT THIS ASSHOLE? WRITING ON THE BOARD IN WHITE-BUT-ACTUALLY-BLACK CHALK.
WHO WRITES BLACK ON A GREENBOARD, ANYWAY????
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Someday I’ll stop drawing stupid things. Someday. (Today is not that day.)
(For context, the second one is a genderbend drawing done exclusively so I could complete the holy trinity of shiny butt, shiny crotch, and shiny boobs. Her name is Booster Gold, aka Michael Carter.*)
*Michael is a gender-neutral name in the future.
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DC presents to you: the best issue of Booster Gold ever created.
It contains over 25 pages (!!!) of varying close-ups of Booster Gold’s shiny metallic butt crying on Ted’s grave!
OVER A MILLION ISSUES SOLD!!!
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Quality of dialogue: unchanged.
Actual dialogue: barely changed.
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“The cliff disappeared as though ripped out from under his feet and back he went, sailing ass-first toward death.”
Courtesy of my friend Heather (whatever her tumblr name is).
Quick… speedpaint, I guess? I dunno.
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I was suddenly struck with the urgent need to draw Danny in skinny jeans. I have no idea why. But I made the best of it! It’s fun, playing with stroke weight and relative colors.
I fear that the rest of this summer will be similarly filled with stupid doodles.
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Photo reblogged from Intellectual Blastoise
Justice League Annual #1
Rebloggin’ for Booster’s awful haircut, since we’ve been talking about it all day. I think this might be the worst rendering of it, to boot.
Are you kidding me? This is actually the best rendering of it that I’ve seen so far!
