I’M GONNA C R Y
you found the pussy
OH M Y GOD
So we were sitting in class today
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
One more month.
As the world attempts to rebuild following untold destruction, we need heroes more than ever. Witness the birth of a new team of Ultimates – as Spider-Man, Black Widow, Kitty Pryde, Bombshell and Cloak & Dagger officially unite to tackle a vicious, rampant crime wave plaguing the streets of New York City!
“It’s a war zone in the streets of New York, Hell’s Kitchen in particular.” says Michel Fiffe, in an interview with Marvel.com. “Certain neighborhoods have been torn apart by the recent galactic cataclysm and crime is exponentially growing; local super-powered gangs rule the environment. That’s where Miles and the gang come in, to act with a grittier, more immediate problem while trying to find their own footing as super heroes.”
But Hell’s Kitchen isn’t the new Ultimates’ only problem. Diamondback and her gang of Serpent Skulls run the city’s drug & weapons trade and deal in citywide terror. NYPD detective Brigid O’Reilly and her anti-gang unit are on the hunt for Scourge, a new serial killer who’s exterminating anyone in a mask. They’ll get close, but not without a few casualties! And that’s just the first issue!
Don’t miss the blockbuster first outing of a new team for a new generation. The future of the Ultimate Universe is now – and it all starts this April in ALL-NEW ULTIMATES #1!
Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.
That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face.
Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
A compilation of some of my favorite tweets
u guys do know the dennys blog is fake right?..
DOES PIZZAFORPRESIDENT REALLY DELETE THOSE POSTS AFTER REBLOGGING THEM IM LAUGHING WHAT A BABY
dONT call them a baby though thats super ableist ew
fuck it is?? sorry, ill change the post
NOO?? ITS NOT???!??!??!! BABIES ARE FUCKING BABIES THEY CANT DO ANYTHING THEY SPEND ALL DAY SHITTING THEIR PANTS IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME SOMETHING RUDE PLEASE BE MY GUEST AND CALL ME A BABY JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS LMAO
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS VIDEO
A HIGH SCHOOL BASKETBALL PLAYER WAS TRYING TO STOP THE BALL FROM GOING OUT OF BOUNDS AND ENDED UP NAILING AN AMAZING SHOT PLEASE WATCH THIS IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT
Anonymous SAID: When i was really young I always thought the D in Disney was a whole new letter and got really angry when people said Disney because I couldn't say it and didn't realise it was a D and it was like the most annoyingist thing in my childhood
This seems to be a common theme for many people. You’d think Disney would have designed their company name with their younger, less literate consumers in mind.
I always thought it was a G and got so confused why Disney’s logo said “Gisney.” I just accepted it as a fact of life after a while.
I was 20 when I realized it was actually the letter D…