so… they’re screening a movie i did a long time, when i played a kid named rufio in austin, texas. i’ve never been to austin, so if you have any cool suggestions of what i should do when i’m out there, hit me up. or jsut come to the screening and hang out with me! i think it might even be free!
The Buckycap and Commander Rogers era~
Uncanny X-Men #168 and tributes
this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go
it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny
i’ve never seen any nsfw jaime reyes stuff but i can only hope that people are including the scarab in all of his sexual encounters. i mean.
he’s on the receiving end of hickeys??? “JAIME REYES, TEETH ARE BEING BARED DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO THE SUPERIOR VENA CAVA. PROCEED WITH CAUTION; PROTECT THE JUGULAR AND PULSE POINTS. RECOMMENDED COURSE OF ACTION: IMMEDIATE TERMINATION.”
his partner takes off their clothes??? “JAIME REYES, THE ADVERSARY HAS SHED OUTER PROTECTION AND IS NOW RENDERED AT LEAST 16% MORE VULNERABLE. UPDATING WEAK POINTS.”
jaime tries to dirty talk??? “JAIME REYES, THE CURRENT METHOD OF SEXUAL STIMULATION IS DEEMED UNWISE. STATISTICALLY SPEAKING, THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS ARE UNLIKELY TO REACH CLIMAX BY BEING SPOKEN AT, REGARDLESS OF VOCAL HUSKINESS.”
jaime’s scarab for world’s worst wingman 2k14
Which states have the most people with state pride?
Anonymous SAID: i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity
Hummingbird - 7/28
You can never go wrong with some Aracely!
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs